The world already knows you’re a loser – why not show ‘em you’re proud of it by sporting some of these UNBELIEVABLY Bad fashion items?

‘The Jackson’ [click on image to enlarge]

Black and Red print on White tee by Love Police.

Don’t blame it on the sunshine, don’t blame in on the moonlight, don’t blame it on the good times, blame it on the UNBELIEVABLE pharmaceutical intake!

Designed by the one and only Glenn ‘Glenno’ Smith, this UNBELIEVABLY Bad favourite is the ultimate tribute to the greatest moonwalking, mainlining, kiddie-fiddling genius of our time.

Available in Small, Medium, Large and XL. Please specify size/s when placing your order.

To order ‘The Jackson’ online follow the links below:

Within Australia: AUD$20ppd

Overseas Customer: AUD$25ppd

For mailorder please contact us via email or snail mail

UB ‘Jackson’ tee – sizes/prices

Australian small (ppd) $20.00 Australian medium (ppd) $20.00 Australian large (ppd) $20.00 Australian XL (ppd) $20.00 Overseas small (ppd) $25.00 Overseas medium (ppd) $25.00 Overseas large (ppd) $25.00 Overseas XL (ppd) $25.00

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‘Count Yorga’ [click on image to enlarge]

Black and Green print on Grey tee by Love Police.

Just in case anyone from American International Pictures is watching, we found this T-shirt design in the gutter outside the needle exchange clinic across the alley from our house. Honestly!

Count Yorga looking almost as dead as Michael Jackson.

Available in Small, Medium, Large and XL. Please specify size/s when placing your order.

To order ‘The Yorga’ online follow the links below:

Within Australia: AUD$20ppd

Overseas Customer: AUD$25ppd

For mailorder please contact us via email or snail mail

UB ‘Yorga’ tee – sizes/prices

Australian small (ppd) $20.00 Australian medium (ppd) $20.00 Australian large (ppd) $20.00 Australian XL (ppd) $20.00 Overseas small (ppd) $25.00 Overseas medium (ppd) $25.00 Overseas large (ppd) $25.00 Overseas XL (ppd) $25.00